Very Important Files

Piece together a portrait of Ronald Rembrandt DeLa Duffy's odd mind with this collection of his "important" papers.

As described in The New Yorker, Very Important Files is a unique collection of humor about the detritus found on this mysterious man's desk.

Because of the importance of these papers, we have only a limited number of copies available. Swift and decisive action may be required.

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- a disciplinary letter from the Federal Communications Commission for using profanity on his cell phone

- an assertive chinese menu and an inspiring college admissions essay that will haunt you (in a good way)

- valuable pizza coupons of special interest to pizza lovers

- a series of worried letters from several organizations in the airline industry

and dozens of other strange delights.