A dog barks. Bark is part of a tree. Females are beautiful and absolute zero is the temperature at which all molecular activity stops, so thanks for the compliment.

They said that he could never be a spaceman. Guess who's about to enter orbit.

So where do you go to school? Isn’t that in Connecticut?

Quite possibly the only election joke you'll see all year.

Be sure to take advantage of the free passport photocopies offer.

There's an easy way to tell them apart.