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by Paul Simon
Miracle-Gro, yellow dominoes, you don't need a fireman to operate a firehose.
Oh George, you don’t understand Chaos Theory at all! When you weren’t born, it caused the creation of a WHOLE DIFFERENT TIMELINE.
Hey, have you guys ever heard about the time I got stuck waiting for a train, and all of these crackpots started telling their crazy stories?
You’re that dirty cop everyone’s talking about. Dirty Dave or something.
Publishers notes on camp.
Everyone who’s anyone is here.
9/29/2004 (2003) | 
Are all Björk Patties the same? Oh no. No, no, no. God, no.
9/29/2004 (2003) |
Punk rock rarities from the Chappie vaults.
Nerds on the move...
2030: Conservatives hearken back to the days of Gay Patrol, where people didn’t die on television and even earned fun prizes through their endeavors.
His name is Gerald Hu. His father is Chinese.
AACK!
4/7/2004 (2001) |
00007
A James Bond theme song performed by Gwen Stefani
I see. Well, did you think that I had sold all of my weapons?
Abuse Free is the Way to Be!
You should be able to guess the worst one.
The Most Beautiful Things I've Ever Seen
3/6/2004 (1997) |
2/20/2004 (2000) |
2/20/2004 (2000) |
2/20/2004 (2000) |
3/13/2003 (1997) |