DAY FIFTEEN: Apache helicopters find Ben & Jerry’s employee camp. Camp is eradicated by rocket attack. Kill ratio is 100%.

Quite possibly the only election joke you'll see all year.

If you keep Bear Traps in your home, you are ten times as likely to die in a bear trap related accident.

You can be put in jail for 10 years for pouring sugar in the President's computer.

Is that supposed to be funny?

Follow Sammy the Foreigner as he commits crimes against America!