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DAY FIFTEEN: Apache helicopters find Ben & Jerry’s employee camp. Camp is eradicated by rocket attack. Kill ratio is 100%.
A cute and friendly dog, but upon closer inspection you see that it is in fact a horribly disfigured swine.
I also told him what Daddy said, that the ring worms came from eating Max, our dog.
A Who’s Who of the Dead Baby Industry
Snoopy gives this adopted child's essay a thumbs down.
In which the children's questions about camp are answered.
Abuse Free is the Way to Be!