by Paul Simon

So don't impregnate a girl until you get a ring.

“When I was in Cancun, I saw a girl fall in love with ten guys, one after the other, right there in the bar. It was so romantic!”

Chapter 10: The Museum of Cleft Chins and Calloused Hands in Gary, Indiana

A sweet note to a girl.

If there were a sincerity button that I could push, I swear, I would push it, I want to be so sincere to you so badly, but I don't have that button; I just don't.

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