An account of the true descent of man into savagery.

In Butlertown, theft and murder are permissible, even expected, but a lack of mustache is punishable by death.

A Yearbook is a book all about the popular culture and history of a particular year in history. Leroy Brown’s head was like a Yearbook from 1967. He was not a particularly intelligent child, but he knew everything there was to know about the year 1967.

A dream is a strange and powerful thing. A dream can keep a couple together when the attic is too carcenogenic for any contractor to renovate.

These great poets make it look so easy.

There are two types of objects: STICKS & BOXES. There is one type of concept: MATH.

11:19 am, Neihoff Residence: Mrs. Neihoff's cat has been lost, and with it, so much more.

I see. Well, did you think that I had sold all of my weapons?