I am the fattest toddler around, yet no on can harness any good out of me.

Kids share their funny (and touching) thoughts.

7 out of 10 children under the age 6 do not have two tattoos. Bill Gates has 40 billion dollars. What's up, America?

“What’s a good age to PT? If I had my way, never.”

"My little Taylor just loves the wings on New Pampers Ultra with Wings."

Will her body be too small to birth twins?

She took her own baby to the prom.

Are these babies even old enough to talk?

Is that supposed to be funny?

A Who’s Who of the Dead Baby Industry

Clippings from a century of barely acceptable humor.