If you keep Bear Traps in your home, you are ten times as likely to die in a bear trap related accident.

Quite possibly the only election joke you'll see all year.

These great poets make it look so easy.

One of my residents said that she really enjoyed playing Friend Tag with me. She wants to know if I want to go to dinner sometime, just as friends. Is that cool?

So where do you go to school? Isn’t that in Connecticut?

The classic spaghetti scene.

The Stanford in Harvard program allows students to sit in on real Harvard lectures for only $8 a pop.

“An essential addition to any household. Hank should be required parenting for anyone who is planning to have an adolescent of their own some day.” —Hank’s Step-Father

Billboards are the most persuasive form of advertising in America.  Do you agree? Are there billboards where you come from? Where is home? How would you like a brand new car?

But can you find your way back to the place where cashmere meets cash-ual?

Chapter 10: The Museum of Cleft Chins and Calloused Hands in Gary, Indiana

Publishers notes on camp.

They said that he could never be a spaceman. Guess who's about to enter orbit.

He moves mindlessly through Walgreens apparently unaware that neither the Hostess pastries nor the Head and Shoulders will help him make correct change.

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