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2003-2004


Freshman Number

The professor learns something from a computer. Something deadly.
I also told him what Daddy said, that the ring worms came from eating Max, our dog.

Civil War

A sweet note to a girl.
A Dark Legacy of Racist Suppression
March 15, 1880: I have had a most splendid breakthrough: Beans. I am so agitated with excitement, I cannot hold my hands steady.
He once was a man, and now he is a musket.
Cone-doughnut, doughnut-bowl.

Garage Sale

2030: Conservatives hearken back to the days of Gay Patrol, where people didn’t die on television and even earned fun prizes through their endeavors.
This plate just seems to attract food.
What he failed to realize was that the agreement required Neddelman to only stock copies of the 1992 film Blue Chips.
The first thing I think about in the morning is principal, and the last thing I do before I go to sleep is try to make it bigger for your company.
There's an easy way to tell them apart.
Oh. You've already seen this trick?
“It’s high time to exploit Chinese manual labor,” Tom said coolly.

Very Important Files

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Monies from Gibraltar

How about it, Ryan Philippe? / School my mind and my body
"The Cowboy" is basically "The Balancer" with a hat.
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A cute and friendly dog, but upon closer inspection you see that it is in fact a horribly disfigured swine.
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