You should be able to guess the worst one.

A Yearbook is a book all about the popular culture and history of a particular year in history. Leroy Brown’s head was like a Yearbook from 1967. He was not a particularly intelligent child, but he knew everything there was to know about the year 1967.

If Stanford were a country, and that country were a person, that person would be 8 feet tall.

Great ads, magazines. Keep it up with good ads!

If there were a sincerity button that I could push, I swear, I would push it, I want to be so sincere to you so badly, but I don't have that button; I just don't.

11:19 am, Neihoff Residence: Mrs. Neihoff's cat has been lost, and with it, so much more.

“What’s a good age to PT? If I had my way, never.”

And the LAMB said to the LORD, "I always feeleth uncomfortable when that guy is around. It's like I'm always walking on eggshells with him."

"My little Taylor just loves the wings on New Pampers Ultra with Wings."

AACK!

And the Oscar for best use of plush Garfield dolls and a roll of duct tape goes to...

Find out about the connection between lasers and rabies.

He invented Alternating Current electricity all by himself. Who is on the thousand dollar bill? Thomas Edison. Christ.

7 out of 10 children under the age 6 do not have two tattoos. Bill Gates has 40 billion dollars. What's up, America?