archives1999-2000Freshman Issue A dream is a strange and powerful thing. A dream can keep a couple together when the attic is too carcenogenic for any contractor to renovate. “When I was in Cancun, I saw a girl fall in love with ten guys, one after the other, right there in the bar. It was so romantic!” 2/1/2004 (1999) |  There are two types of objects: STICKS & BOXES. There is one type of concept: MATH. The Beautiful Lie Two heads in the photobooth. 3/27/2004 (1999) | Not available for purchase. Crash Comics Are these babies even old enough to talk? 5/3/2004 (2000) | 2/20/2004 (2000) | 2/20/2004 (2000) | 2/20/2004 (2000) | Business DAY FIFTEEN: Apache helicopters find Ben & Jerry’s employee camp. Camp is eradicated by rocket attack. Kill ratio is 100%. Donald Trump, Bill Gates and Scrooge McDuck share their secrets. In Butlertown, theft and murder are permissible, even expected, but a lack of mustache is punishable by death. Liar, liar sustained. "I've sold my body on urinating by osmosis." Pre-stirred or enmity-on-the-bottom? A Who’s Who of the Dead Baby Industry Shark Week Cranearral You can be put in jail for 10 years for pouring sugar in the President's computer. The Most Beautiful Things I've Ever Seen Reconnect with Charles, Niles and Cindy. Is that supposed to be funny? Handy tricks used by world champion phone number rememberers. |
