You will be asked to program a game where a gay sausage delivers newspapers to a Norwegian village.

In an unprecedented political maneuver, voters have sent a strong message to California’s obese. Proposition 220, which outlaws obesity in California bars, was passed by an overwhelming majority.

Local reaction is already being felt to yesterday’s passage of California Proposition 220. All over the Bay Area, bars, taverns, and saloons of all sorts are preparing for midnight on March 1, when they will have to close their doors to the obese.

Close the door and call your grandmother! This device is a real hog smoker.