Miracle-Gro, yellow dominoes, you don't need a fireman to operate a firehose.

Clippings from a century of barely acceptable humor.

Am I not the most famous fuckin' nonviolent figure in the world, you fuck?

A boy made of cereal learns about hot dogs.

Wear your philosophy on your stomach.

You know, Ranier beer, you're not so bad.

His name is Gerald Hu. His father is Chinese.

God, Quarterback: Good instincts, can create under pressure.