In Conversation with the Beatles

On Cancer

Paul: There's a reason for everything, you know. I learned that as a child.

Ringo: I don't know if that's true. Is there a reason for cancer?

George: Yes, what about cancer?

Paul: Linda said that cancer was good.

On George

Paul: Did you know that George has a wooden leg?

George: Do not.

Paul: [laughs] Gets him every time!