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1994-1995


Reproaching Stanford

Monkey Boy gets a job on the Country Gravy Burger line.

Popular Culture

"Hey Dad, me and Joey cut this cat's legs right off. Now it's a furry worm."
Hey Dirty Doggie

Human Weakness Number

You won't see the twist coming.
"Yeah man. What gives?"
I'm going to tell all my friends about the weird things you let me try with you./ And I'm going to make shit up, too.
Follow Sammy the Foreigner as he commits crimes against America!