The badly sewn cat + drove his bus + picked up his cat friends + ran over a dog.

A children's newspaper

I have a hunch it's buns for lunch.

The alien cannot crack the children's code. Can you?

Lesson 28: The 9 Types of Roommates

Arrr. I'm a pirate.

Remeber: an 8x10 glossy portrait may be included in lieu (instead of) an official transcript (your grades).